tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-58067582011-12-22T21:38:47.669-06:00Lightsabers and LollipopsAll the big words I use I learned from comic books.Spacenoreply@blogger.comBlogger10351100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5806758.post-9399581787608100022011-12-22T20:53:00.002-06:002011-12-22T21:38:47.687-06:00starting over on another website pretty soon but i did not want to start off with the first post being a Christmas entry. or anti-Christmas, however you want to look at it. i have no intention of going all Grouchy Smurf on ya with the "i hate Christmas" vibe. (personally, i feel Grouchy's pain)i've been thinking about the Grinch lately. and how i totally understand him, up to a certain point. my Spacenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5806758.post-81382493939112391802011-11-12T17:59:00.003-06:002011-11-13T02:10:43.812-06:00My Bucket List:create a new term for "bucket list" and make it stick. see They Might Be Giants in concert(that one i just did, huzzah)cancel Christmas (and all the other December holidays as well, cancelling Kwanzaa just doesn't have the same ring to it)outlive both Prince and George Lucas. when those two die, someone is totally gonna mess with the stuff they leave behind. use a jet pack.own a Spacenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5806758.post-26106901000236619872011-11-04T10:46:00.003-05:002011-11-04T11:10:33.390-05:00this is it. this is the time when i start writing again. it may not be in blog form. what i fell out of love is the fact that what i was putting in words for the world was the verb and noun and life of the "blog." what i wanna do is be more than a "blogger" i was having fun writing stuff that i hoped people thought was funny and whatnot. i was getting a bit down when people who i believed were Spacenoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5806758.post-54907125050649909442010-12-17T08:50:00.002-06:002010-12-17T08:56:17.678-06:00do atheists hate the restaurant T.G.I. Fridays? it just seems to me that a group that does not want to spend American money that has "in God we trust" printed on it would also avoid eating loaded potato skins at an eatery themed around thanking God for a particular day.Spacenoreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5806758.post-50169347373150069322010-08-19T06:06:00.001-05:002010-08-19T06:07:55.326-05:001:00 a.m. bedtime. 4:40 a.m. second loudest cricket in the world decides to sing the "that joke wasn't funny" song at the corner of the room. 4:45 a.m. i throw cat at cricket and tell him to do his job. he only lies down and stares in general direction of cricket. 5:40 a.m. despite no sleep for last hour, have to wake up anyway. 5:50 a.m. cat finally decides to take action against cricket, Spacenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5806758.post-7128785666860811542010-07-02T18:25:00.002-05:002010-07-02T18:28:14.833-05:00every time i empty a packet of ramen noodles i'm like, ooh! free prize inside.then it turns out that it's just a spice packet for flavor.but i still feel like a winner.so put that in your pipe and smoke it, mister!Spacenoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5806758.post-38217326849769014062010-06-28T20:36:00.003-05:002010-06-28T20:39:54.959-05:00i'm walking around the house singing "Sugar, Sugar" by The Archies but instead of sugar and honey i replaced it with Spacey. it's workin' out pretty good so far.i hope i can eventually stop.so far it's very addictive.oh Spacey, dun dun dun dun dunh dunh....Spacenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5806758.post-86466858155873037962010-06-27T08:59:00.002-05:002010-06-27T09:02:59.764-05:00i need someone who is suffering from OCD to come to my house and clean every nook, corner, cranny, centimeter and orifice.Spacenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5806758.post-83441618740595822372010-06-20T08:09:00.003-05:002010-06-20T08:17:49.642-05:00i'm going to spend the rest of this day trying not to repeat, "Happy Father's Day" back to people who are not fathers. especially the ladies. it's like Christmas or other holidays.people say, happy, merry or joyous something, i've trained myself to repeat it back.it's just easier.have a nice day.Spacenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5806758.post-20646991765155634062010-06-16T05:58:00.001-05:002010-06-16T05:59:43.624-05:00sometimes, just sometimes, i catch myself saying "I love you" to Mountain Dew as i'm about to drink it.Spacenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5806758.post-76525825749407937312010-06-16T05:57:00.001-05:002010-06-16T05:57:39.885-05:00Whirlyball: another sport i suck at.Spacenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5806758.post-5808229425938511982010-06-06T00:09:00.002-05:002010-06-06T00:11:13.707-05:00i drank gasoline today.not a lot, but enough to know that it is an acquired taste.all because of a pink and gray wire.Spacenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5806758.post-37096606845048016512010-06-03T20:41:00.002-05:002010-06-03T20:46:11.916-05:00forget super or krazy glue.if i could find some way to market the adhesive that is caused by the mixture of milky cheerios onto cereal bowls (because heaven forbid that my kids finish an entire bowl of cereal) than i am onto a new product that could revolutionize sticking things onto other things.i will call it "Spacey Glue"patent pending.patent pending.patent pending.Spacenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5806758.post-33754580638400429012010-05-29T20:25:00.001-05:002010-05-29T20:27:04.023-05:00you know your house is an absolute mess when you can't kick stuff out of the way because it's being reinforced by other stuff.Spacenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5806758.post-36948868643669795042010-05-27T21:18:00.002-05:002010-05-27T21:23:37.769-05:00i bought a donut today that had maple frosting.when i bit into it i discovered it had lemon filling.i just shrugged my shoulders, ate it and figured i filled my "random" quota for the day.i don't see these two flavors replacing chocolate and peanut butter any time soon.Spacenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5806758.post-44017360505761755742010-05-23T22:52:00.002-05:002010-05-23T23:02:19.136-05:00i had trouble explaining to my daughter that we were going to the store to buy air.she asked, "for the tires?"i said, "no, so we can clean the computer.""can't you just dust it or wave a rag at it to clean it?""no" i said, "you have to shoot air into and force the dust out."she let it go but i could still tell she couldn't figure out why we were paying money for air in a can.and frankly, i don't Spacenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5806758.post-85012249641343007772010-05-23T06:36:00.002-05:002010-05-23T07:06:40.043-05:00i've always been more of a put the seat down kinda guy in my toilet manners. it just seemed like a good habit to form when i decided to score more points with the ladies. i have seen in many bad movies and TV shows in which the characters argue about that very issue. i try to avoid petty squabbles in my life whenever possible. the people who know me well are aware that i have enough issues Spacenoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5806758.post-77905440237712995892010-05-10T20:37:00.003-05:002010-05-10T21:04:01.861-05:00the writer's strike at spacemanrocks.com is nearly over. we aren't going to be happy unless we print the same quality stories and general funniness that you have come to know and love in the past.one item of business is that the website that i used to use to post pictures changed and fixed what wasn't broken. you can make all kinds of suggestions on which one you use, but unless you sit down Spacenoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5806758.post-36922145882929351682010-04-29T20:07:00.004-05:002010-05-10T20:21:01.065-05:00i'm one of those people who talks to himself from time to time.what's been happening recently, if not always, is that my inner monologue shuts off in mid internal conversation.the example that made me think of this happened this morning when i uttered out loud the following sentence:"that's right, i could go for some Apple Jacks."the other sentences that led up to and followed were only spoken Spacenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5806758.post-80273496585947298112010-04-29T19:37:00.001-05:002010-04-29T19:37:43.560-05:00so. cold.Spacenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5806758.post-45415851466023666442010-02-26T06:45:00.002-06:002010-02-26T06:47:21.849-06:00you know you're not handy when your wife asks you specifically not to fix anything during your time off.Spacenoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5806758.post-3493904452094877032010-02-05T17:33:00.003-06:002010-02-05T17:35:12.117-06:00i was in my bank 10 minutes before an attempted robbery.just thought i should mention that.i inadvertently live life on the edge.Spacenoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5806758.post-40870621497728899582010-02-02T03:12:00.003-06:002010-02-02T03:14:30.855-06:00I took care of it.as i was putting away the Christmas decorations a week or so ago i noticed that the way i packaged up santa to protect him from dust and spiders looked a bit suspicious.i mean, it does kind of personify how i feel about Christmas. but it just looks like he was the victim of a professional hit and the body was ready for disposal.so of course i took a pic and if i sent out Spacenoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5806758.post-67041738806956585732010-01-23T07:30:00.001-06:002010-01-23T07:32:52.530-06:00ABC Family is showing a "Bring It On -A- Thon.well, i got my day planned.Spacenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5806758.post-4303031194072672582010-01-21T09:10:00.003-06:002010-01-21T09:35:16.689-06:00i woke up this morning and realized that when i die i want to be placed in a coffin like the one they used for Spock in Star Trek II The Wrath Of Kahn.yes. for all those nerds out there, i know that he was shot out in a torpedo tube. i'm just sayin', that's what i want. i want to be disposed of in a big shiny black capsule. if i could be shot into space that would be even better, but i bet Spacenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5806758.post-63170441995734388692010-01-06T09:26:00.000-06:002010-01-06T09:27:13.882-06:00that's right.Spacenoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5806758.post-1712390282857816652010-01-01T18:40:00.002-06:002010-01-01T18:43:56.079-06:00my daughter is watching classic Tom & Jerry cartoons and Jerry (the mouse) is dancing in a fancy restaurant with an inanimate doll that's used for a place holder.she says,"that looks like a nice girl. cuz she doesn't argue or complain or anything."my 7 year old said this. all i could say was, "wow. i'm going to write that down."...so i did.Spacenoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5806758.post-3687534335068372462009-12-30T19:35:00.003-06:002009-12-30T19:37:48.362-06:00http://yfrog.com/31spacepictures09079jcoolest mystery car so far.Spacenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5806758.post-91147584666544944832009-12-19T19:58:00.002-06:002009-12-19T20:52:09.514-06:00Christmas retail story "O" the day.i work at a place that sends out a lot of coupons.coupons with the rules and restrictions printed plain as day on them.but people like to misinterpret and misuse them in their own evil way.here's an example of one of those times:a lady was purchasing 4 items from me at my register.she actually followed the rule of one coupon per visit.(it's amazing how many Spacenoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5806758.post-65610428184040815782009-12-15T14:07:00.003-06:002009-12-15T14:15:53.226-06:00QUICK! JUMP! IT'S A SKUNK!I KNEW I WASN'T CRAZY!!!!nobody believed me that this game existed. it did! it really did!! the internet wouldn't lie.Spacenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5806758.post-66312582084087954222009-12-09T16:25:00.002-06:002009-12-09T17:13:05.890-06:00keepin the peace. payin the price.matt asked me if i could have an artist draw anything funny happening to me what would it be. after about 10 minutes of thought i said to him:preferably wearing a hat, trying to break up a knife fight between 1980's versions of Richard Pryor and Bill Cosby while getting stabbed by both in the process.he came through with flying colors.i need to think of comical Spacenoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5806758.post-26482812825558842392009-12-03T15:58:00.002-06:002009-12-03T16:02:54.719-06:00He finally got his own official figure.From Star Wars Empire Strikes Back it's ICE CREAM MAKER GUY.one of my favorite unsung characters randomly running around in the background. his important job during the evacuation of Cloud City was to save the old fashioned ice cream maker. good job, ICE CREAM MAKER GUY. we salute you.Spacenoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5806758.post-34361716397762881022009-11-27T15:33:00.002-06:002009-11-27T15:36:15.411-06:00i took my daughter to see "cloudy with a chance of meatballs" and that movie spoke to me on so many levels.Spacenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5806758.post-38069164905676236142009-11-25T16:31:00.001-06:002009-11-25T21:01:28.526-06:00DON'T CALL IT A COMEBACK!!!at one point in my life, i'd say around high skool, i did indeed collect straws.whenever we would eat at a fast food place (which was an awful lot)i would fill my jean jacket pocket with a handful of straws. then i would come home and place them on the shelf. it just seemed to be a quirky thing to do. no reason. no goal. just one of those obsessions that i horde Spacenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5806758.post-85985138580447747562009-11-25T07:42:00.002-06:002009-11-25T07:47:13.602-06:00i extracted a booger from my nose this morning that felt like i was removing a piece of my soul.it was a good and bad feeling at the same time.i was impressed.and... well, that's just sad.Spacenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5806758.post-82003090488428645012009-11-13T18:10:00.000-06:002009-11-13T18:11:40.065-06:00Procrastination.once again,i don't feel i need to explain my art to you, warren.Spacenoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5806758.post-48350571025843983292009-10-29T21:00:00.002-05:002009-10-29T21:08:03.262-05:00the last time i was this lazy and atrophied was when i had mono.(that's my way of saying i'm sorry for not writing anything lately.)this Smurfette doll says "Hello boys" in a suggestive way.i thought that was worth a picture.big bang theory is a great show.Spacenoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5806758.post-47470525245921329642009-10-22T16:38:00.001-05:002009-10-22T16:40:11.120-05:00i don't think i've ever heard a mouse scream like that for so long.it sounded like a squeaky shopping cart wheel speeding down the entire length of the grocery store.Spacenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5806758.post-90172029708868165122009-10-14T22:57:00.001-05:002009-10-14T23:01:12.430-05:00uh buzz buzz, baby.now why, exactly, were we kicked out of this room?Spacenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5806758.post-58853376471660005602009-10-14T06:31:00.001-05:002009-10-14T06:33:27.485-05:00suffering serious writer's block....and laziness.so here's something to think about.Jason Vs. Jetfire.who will win?Spacenoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5806758.post-18715358551726141872009-10-07T06:21:00.000-05:002009-10-07T06:22:04.548-05:00so lonely.Spacenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5806758.post-65551049363196661852009-10-03T23:58:00.000-05:002009-10-03T23:59:24.735-05:00The most important thing we've learned,So far as children are concerned,Is never, NEVER, NEVER letThem near your television set --Or better still, just don't installThe idiotic thing at all.In almost every house we've been,We've watched them gaping at the screen.They loll and slop and lounge about,And stare until their eyes pop out.(Last week in someone's place we sawA dozen eyeballs on the floorSpacenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5806758.post-59090460883239309132009-10-01T06:18:00.000-05:002009-10-01T06:19:05.485-05:00one of my google ads listed above was "baby eating."what's up with that?Spacenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5806758.post-61341141181854737222009-09-28T20:01:00.002-05:002009-09-28T20:21:18.176-05:00i have a great job in which i get to listen to my ipod all day long.i decided that i was going to put it on my playlist that has 1770 songs on it entitled the "Turning and Coughing Mix vol. 5 (Parental Advisory)"without skipping any tracks (i did have to pause it to order lunch and maaaaaybe talk to the occasional customer) i made it through 139 songs ending with LL Cool J's Big Ole Butt.it made Spacenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5806758.post-14546349563519468042009-09-27T19:24:00.000-05:002009-09-27T19:26:12.787-05:00Ah LALALALALALALALALALALALA!how many parties do you people go to that have belly dancers, huh?yeah. that's what i thought.RECOGNIZE.Spacenoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5806758.post-500818859728750022009-09-20T18:49:00.002-05:002009-09-20T18:51:53.392-05:00i'm doing some work around the house and i'm wondering why my finger hurts like it is broken.and then it hits me. it was from when i punched the car.mystery solved.hope its not really broken.that would suck.Spacenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5806758.post-14534756917234432752009-09-19T08:14:00.002-05:002009-09-19T08:18:36.642-05:00at hospitals on halloween does anybody ever dress up in a really good Death costume and just walk around from room to room muttering phrases like "your time has come" or "see you soon"?i really hope not, but i do admit that would be morbidly funny.Spacenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5806758.post-92208654128997879572009-09-17T21:04:00.000-05:002009-09-17T21:05:35.383-05:00i feel both good and bad right now.kinda like it feels when you're pooping.yeah, that's how i feel.Spacenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5806758.post-71843590166822435222009-09-16T20:44:00.003-05:002009-09-16T21:50:12.844-05:00DINGLENOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE!!!!!!!the mice in my garage have been well fed. the reason being is that they are smart evil buggers that can lick the mouse traps clean without setting them off. i can smear every inch of them with peanut butter or reece's cups and they would still manage to remove every morsel without springing the er, um, spring.so i figured, well, since i'm feeding them i might as Spacenoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5806758.post-3656866518876007652009-09-06T12:36:00.003-05:002009-09-06T12:56:37.404-05:00This is the 1000th entry on wwww.spacemanrocks.com.i just thought you should know that.and we are gonna celebrate it with....this guy!whenever i eat at this hot dog place i usually end up sitting next to this thing.and i have always found this statue to be a little bit if not a lot discomforting.this drunken looking set of walking talking fries is of course, eating a french fry.and questions go Spacenoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5806758.post-52470865357551603802009-09-01T18:21:00.002-05:002009-09-01T18:28:41.888-05:00A BLOCKADE!i was heading to the bathroom when i saw this Thomas the Train formation and i actually took a step back.it looked like i was trespassing on train gang territory.if they started whistling, tooting and edging forward i was going to run away and just pee in the yard.scary.Spacenoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5806758.post-13109082412753955802009-08-27T20:54:00.001-05:002009-08-27T20:54:53.241-05:00i blame facebook.Spacenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5806758.post-31685486792645230362009-08-25T00:04:00.002-05:002009-08-25T00:08:11.681-05:00finally got around to seeing G.I. Joe.i got what i wanted out of it.sure i had some criticisms about what was changed, but i don't know what people are expecting about a movie based on Hasbro toys.i did wonder how many times they were going to work in "knowing is half the battle."Spacenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5806758.post-66685921698915929372009-08-21T20:45:00.003-05:002009-08-21T22:48:09.238-05:00EPIC FAIL.i would like to give a big thumbs up to those who made the now overused term "FAIL" vastly popular. and whoever thought to add the adjective "EPIC", well, good job to you too.these words have always spoken to me. possibly because i've done it so often. some of my best website entries are based on my epic failures. here's a story and picture of some other guy's sad Spacenoreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5806758.post-41271091565569622812009-08-17T22:52:00.001-05:002009-08-17T22:53:36.926-05:00went and saw the movie District 9 and found out how Africa would handle an alien invasion.the answer: badly.Spacenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5806758.post-26285525967168533072009-08-15T10:21:00.004-05:002009-08-15T10:40:51.640-05:00This is a depiction of my friend Hannah (hopefully you recognize her as Batgirl) seeking swift justice on Spacey for his crimes. Space swears he thought that Groo book on the Kevin Smith table was free swag. saying he was sorry didn't seem to be enough. the guy who drew it thought i didn't know her when i said i wanted her in the picture.that would have been funny. but it... wasn't?eat your Spacenoreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5806758.post-21944745050672473342009-08-11T21:33:00.002-05:002009-08-11T23:18:43.013-05:00DON'T YOU JUDGE ME!!!WARNING:The following images may be unsuitable for small children and soccer moms with no lives.two years ago i went to Wizard World and took a picture with some chicks who were representing a website called "Suicide Girls."( i can't find the pics, they are saved on a disc somewhere. i hope.)long story short, they hated me. it may have had something to do with my Oprah Spacenoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5806758.post-37551123094594180962009-07-27T21:56:00.003-05:002009-07-30T06:25:10.648-05:00laziness.Spacenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5806758.post-50056179512380474872009-07-23T21:46:00.003-05:002009-07-26T08:34:21.486-05:00Cassettes? we're already starting to forget what CD's are.but then again, having Soundwave be a pregnant satellite shooting his offspring down from space, that's believable.just keep telling yourself, it's only a Michael Bay movie.snarf, snarf.Spacenoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5806758.post-71867284819556401822009-07-22T21:56:00.000-05:002009-07-22T21:57:51.886-05:00again, no explanation.Spacenoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5806758.post-46014548781243040732009-07-21T22:41:00.001-05:002009-07-21T22:45:07.646-05:00YEAH! Colonial America!!!Spacenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5806758.post-78707364513583811642009-07-16T21:01:00.003-05:002009-07-16T21:15:24.529-05:00My Fellow Spaceman Rockersgoing back to "The Island" tomorrow.celebrating 10 years of Spacey and Wifey. i'll bring back pictures of food.be good while i'm gone.and don't touch my stuff.Spacenoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5806758.post-7547575701969818782009-07-10T22:15:00.002-05:002009-07-10T22:38:01.852-05:00i think a bee kissed me today.i mean...well, alright. here's how it went.as i was cleaning a pool today, i noticed a bee that had just fallen in the water and was flapping it's wings furiously in order to free itself from drowning and never knowing what it could have been.if i'm at the point where i am brushing the pool i usually lift them out with the end of the brush and place them on the deck Spacenoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5806758.post-37608437355393937922009-07-07T17:21:00.002-05:002009-07-07T17:31:23.090-05:00i made a dog throw up today.actually, everything that led up to it was his fault.i told him not to eat the pool chemicals.but he did and then, well, you know the rest.Spacenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5806758.post-23359085219625201182009-07-04T07:39:00.002-05:002009-07-04T07:44:14.197-05:00The following is a public service announcement:if you own a pool and you pay someone to clean that pool, you don't have to tell them that you are having people over for the 4th.they know.it's like telling a waitress when you are going to eat your leftovers. they don't freakin' care.thank you."WINNERS DON'T DO DRUGS."Spacenoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5806758.post-31520373877629563102009-07-04T00:40:00.000-05:002009-07-04T00:41:29.075-05:00i don't feel i need to explain myself sometimes.this is one of them.Spacenoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5806758.post-74819653867578266422009-06-27T17:16:00.001-05:002009-06-27T17:22:59.928-05:00Gelfling!?!scariest muppet ever.well, that and miss piggy.PEACE!!!Spacenoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5806758.post-11493176055814784002009-06-23T23:36:00.002-05:002009-06-23T23:51:16.622-05:00Not the Chris Farley version.this movie was great! sheep turning evil and eating people! people turning into sheep and eating other people! sheep crashing a car like Tunsis the Cat! TUNSIS LOOK OUT!!!!!Spacenoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5806758.post-3850050515862832002009-06-21T19:30:00.000-05:002009-06-21T19:31:04.506-05:00happiness is a warm gyro.Spacenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5806758.post-15449316747950909972009-06-19T22:16:00.002-05:002009-06-19T22:26:57.355-05:00i would give my favorite Star Wars collectible if i could get an ironclad guarantee that bugs would never fly in my face,ESPECIALLY MY EYES, while i worked. it's been like a Biblical plague lately.i would so let your people go if it meant that i could get some peace from the tiny winged beasts of the air.GOSH!(say the last thing like Napoleon Dynamite.)Spacenoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5806758.post-63239944139580207872009-06-18T17:07:00.001-05:002009-06-18T17:07:25.768-05:00mother nature is a jerk.Spacenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5806758.post-4957387226712016292009-06-17T20:39:00.002-05:002009-06-17T20:44:34.990-05:00Vote for Bruce.i hope Ash wins.if only comic book nerds voted...Spacenoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5806758.post-413854687466086072009-06-12T20:44:00.003-05:002009-06-12T21:14:47.257-05:00Now what did we learn?alright.so i will never do that again.this is what happens when you forget to add water to Ramen Noodles and microwave them for 3 minutes.learn from my mistakes, children.only you can prevent microwave fires. only you.... i really shouldn't be left alone any more.Spacenoreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5806758.post-3571938126091705632009-06-11T20:18:00.005-05:002009-06-12T18:47:31.407-05:00Space is not handy.-or-I know why Spacey shouldn't fix things.here's a story about why i have no right to be around tools or the projects they were created for.it's sad that i'm not handy. i just never inherited that male gene that allows me to assemble cabinetry or rebuild an engine.i absorbed more of the artistic genes. which also sucks because i don't do anything extraordinary enough to makeSpacenoreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5806758.post-83411839684853354502009-06-09T19:17:00.001-05:002009-06-09T19:18:29.508-05:00karma has been kicking me in the butt lately.and i don't even believe that buddha died for our sins.sheesh.Spacenoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5806758.post-75935546909671241952009-06-08T21:05:00.001-05:002009-06-08T21:05:18.833-05:00and now i'm wondering how to get dried mouse blood off the floor. the last Dinglenoose did not go quietly. i'm sure there was mouse screaming involved. i took a picture. it may not be suitable for younger viewers.wifey says i need a new hobby.Spacenoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5806758.post-59432699096175601032009-06-07T14:16:00.002-05:002009-06-07T19:26:14.066-05:00cleaned out the garage last week. well, kind of. things were rearranged. dirt was swept somewhere. verbal exchanges were made. feelings were hurt. and i will never see that recipe again.wifey wanted a specific corner of the garage set aside for her gardening/yard work materials. a corner that has not been used or cleaned for a long, long time.long enough to hide this:my best guess is that Spacenoreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5806758.post-48860870779963342462009-06-06T02:18:00.002-05:002009-06-06T02:36:44.006-05:00so i woke up at 2 a.m. because an ant bit my arm .i killed it and spent a few minutes staring at the little dead exoskeleton wondering why it woke me me up.now every little twitch and itch feels like another tiny annoyance crawling on my flesh.well, that's the point i'm at in my life right now.sea turtles, mate.Spacenoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5806758.post-6785460922593761462009-06-04T22:36:00.002-05:002009-06-04T22:45:14.559-05:00Victor in a box.the box was addressed to me.i knew what was inside it.but i didna wanna open it.i especially didn't want to take the contents of the box home.this ain't benny and joon.oh.and, IT'S A REAL SHAME WHEN FOLKS BE THROWIN AWAY A PERFECTLY GOOD WHITE BOY LIKE THAT.Spacenoreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5806758.post-66757482241117304012009-06-03T20:21:00.001-05:002009-06-03T20:21:54.283-05:00sorry.Spacenoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5806758.post-46833707554668326512009-05-28T20:59:00.002-05:002009-05-28T21:11:38.277-05:00Spring Cleaning.took this picture last week. i don't think Christmas is coming next year for this family.or maybe they finally figured out what i did years ago. decorating the out of doors is a waste of time, money and plastic that could be used to make toy trucks that turn into robots.big bang theory is a great show.Spacenoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5806758.post-47221203129021704302009-05-25T22:12:00.002-05:002009-05-25T22:21:28.423-05:00STAY ON TARGET!john says it's only a matter of time before i snap.might as well get started somewhere.baby steps....baby steps.Spacenoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5806758.post-46424401820023700002009-05-24T16:14:00.002-05:002009-05-24T16:17:59.427-05:00Jive Bunny!only Bud would remember why this is funny to me.anime nerds would know exactly where this is from at the same time correcting the way i pronounce the word "manga."just know that this product speaks to me in ways you can never imagine.never trust anyone over thirty.Spacenoreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5806758.post-23899744560129327062009-05-18T21:57:00.001-05:002009-05-18T21:57:39.082-05:00Ahhhhhh.Spacenoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5806758.post-81348507931163420552009-05-10T19:51:00.002-05:002009-05-13T06:00:32.868-05:00worst toy ever?A) there's no way i would want this on my desk or shelf.B) i could name at least a hundred other things that i would want in my collection representing the entertainment and literature i enjoyC) it would be a terrible idea to give your daughter this for a birthday present. mine would prefer my little pony or polly pocket stuff.D) it's still better than a bratz doll.oh. and i did iSpacenoreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5806758.post-4383991973269394402009-05-07T20:29:00.002-05:002009-05-07T20:34:29.716-05:00anytime you're cell phone vibrates or gives a half ring but shows no caller id or activity, that's the government plugging in and checking up on you. maybe not even your government.they all report back to oprah anyway.well, now you know.try to act natural.just smile and wave, boys.just smile and wave.Spacenoreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5806758.post-33747217181842570252009-05-05T06:00:00.001-05:002009-05-05T06:00:58.002-05:00sometimes i give you pictures without any explanation.this is one of them.Spacenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5806758.post-67634436115243786412009-05-02T08:37:00.005-05:002009-05-02T08:51:36.163-05:00daughter: daddy, i'm going to be very careful to keep this shirt clean so i can wear it today and tomorrow.-she holds up a pink shirt with glittery bugs on it-daddy: what? no. daughter: but, ...!daddy: no. we wear clean clothes around here girlie. you pick either today or tomorrow to wear that shirt. not both. we are actually lucky enough to have enough clothes around for you to do Spacenoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5806758.post-81967024829751996942009-05-02T08:36:00.000-05:002009-05-02T08:37:22.920-05:00Finally!Spacenoreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5806758.post-13946949043986299292009-04-29T21:27:00.002-05:002009-04-29T21:30:33.811-05:00oops.as i was walking to the restroom at applebee's i wondered who on earth would frame a "Flightplan" poster.and of course as i was wondering this, i walked into the women's bathroom instead.true story.Spacenoreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5806758.post-13452162981531374792009-04-25T07:18:00.001-05:002009-04-25T07:19:53.500-05:00FINALLY!soon my bounty hunter busts will be complete.HUZZAH!Spacenoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5806758.post-25005947841162477412009-04-21T18:18:00.002-05:002009-04-21T18:28:10.264-05:00i've been getting a lot of weird looks and second glances from other drivers on the road lately. it's not because i'm driving erratically.it's not because i'm making any gestures or loud noises.it's not even because i've got heart pumping techno music with a seizure inducing light show.i even had some guy in front of me turn all the way around in his seat, laugh and then give me a thumbs up and Spacenoreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5806758.post-11472034531678608602009-04-17T23:51:00.000-05:002009-04-17T23:52:08.446-05:00i don't feel i need to explain my art to you, warren.Spacenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5806758.post-44562518613906037172009-04-16T22:06:00.001-05:002009-04-16T22:08:14.627-05:00i don't think people should use the word "hypocrite" unless they are referring to themselves.there. i said it.call me crazy.Spacenoreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5806758.post-24862562637982968772009-04-12T07:09:00.002-05:002009-04-12T07:15:41.574-05:00Spacey hates holidays.it's no secret that i hate forced holidays no matter what they celebrate.(thank you Jesus for dying for our sins and rising again)so instead of having a Happy -name your holiday here- Everybody website entry here, i've just got a picture of me at daytona beach yelling SPRING BREAK! sure it was a week early to be yelling it. timing is everything in this business.but the Spacenoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5806758.post-21748762141902199092009-04-09T20:11:00.002-05:002009-04-09T20:45:14.733-05:00so i finished reading john grisham's book "playing for pizza." well, listened to. shut up.i absorbed it.anyway.it was a pretty good book.it strayed from his usual law/suspense books that become movies that aren't as good as the book.and i thought this one would make another fun movie that wasn't as good as the book.and then i thought about how tired we should be of sports underdog movies.we haveSpacenoreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5806758.post-24692315433427685652009-04-02T08:05:00.002-05:002009-04-02T08:19:48.034-05:00who, ze Germans?ate at the German restaurant at Epcot Center. BUFFET STYLE! soooo good.EVEN THE SALAD WAS MADE OF SAUSAGE!there are few buffets where i am full after one plate. the second plate consisted of the soup that i overlooked the first round in lieu of the meat salad and more of those pretzel rolls. which i stole a couple more of so we could eat later. that's right! i steal from Spacenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5806758.post-89820739102453508392009-03-30T20:17:00.001-05:002009-03-30T20:20:57.172-05:00such a senseless war...so many that could have been saved. so very many. wait! what's this wall here for again?Spacenoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5806758.post-55892092276219735142009-03-28T17:20:00.002-05:002009-03-28T17:27:51.731-05:00FINALLY!because 12 oz. cans are for housewives and little girls.now they just need to make 24 packs in a modest price range.now i feel like watching the movie, "Falling Down" for some reason.Spacenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5806758.post-39905045217361305552009-03-27T08:14:00.003-05:002009-03-27T08:24:12.177-05:00THERE'S THE FLAVOR!found a new flavor of soda to try called Ski.i think i was in Tennessee when i discovered it.it's orange and lime (or is it lemon?) flavored. it had a warning that it had fruit particles in it, so beware.i tried to take a pic of the floaty stuff.it was actually pretty good.enjoyable enough that i looked for it (or any other interesting beverages) in gas stations on the way Spacenoreply@blogger.com2